Burning This Instead of My Sanity - Candle

Retiring Designs – Now $19.99 (was $29.99)
We’re saying goodbye to our original clear jar Candle Cards to make room for our new apricot vessels. Available for a limited time—once they’re gone, they’re gone!

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Some days, life is a lot. When your inbox is overflowing, the group chat won’t stop buzzing, and your patience is hanging by a thread—this candle is here to save your sanity. The Burning This Instead of My Sanity Candle is your humorous yet high-end way to reclaim calm, one flame at a time.

This luxury candle is hand-poured with our signature soy-free olive oil wax blend, delivering a clean, slow burn and a rich, premium fragrance that turns stress into serenity. Whether you're gifting it or lighting it for yourself, this candle offers a soothing escape wrapped in sarcasm and sophistication.

Crafted for those who appreciate both self-care and sharp wit, this candle is as beautiful as it is bold—proof that peace of mind can come with a side of attitude.

We don’t cut corners. Just clean-burning wax, luxe scents, and ingredients we’re proud to share.

When we say we use only the highest quality ingredients in every candle, here’s what we mean:

✨ Premium, Phthalate-Free Fragrance Oils
Each candle is infused with high-end, toxin-free fragrance oils that create a rich, relaxing scent—designed to last and elevate any mood.

🕯️ Custom, Soy-Free Olive Oil Wax Blend
Our exclusive candle wax is made from a soy-free olive oil blend that burns smoothly and evenly—no fillers, no soot, no stress.

🌱 Clean-Burning + Eco-Conscious Candle Materials
From recyclable square glass vessels to lead-free cotton wicks, every candle is crafted with sustainability in mind.